Peanut Butter and Banana Smooooothie

                              

Hello people who like good recipes. It's me. Brandy. The one who likes to eat good food and then write about it. I'm gonna try to get back to posting because I like to feel important. 

So- this recipe is so fucking delicious and healthy, and this is coming from someone who doesn't even like bananas. Well, I like their shape, but I don't like their texture all that much. But, bananas are a great source of potassium and blah blah blah who cares. This is a great breakfast on the go, or a great snack pre or post workout. So, make it. Or may God have mercy on your soul.

Serves 1. (1 lonely person. 1 person all alone. 1 totally alone person.) 
Ingredients:
1 frozen banana (pre-cut the banana, then wrap in foil and stick in the freezer)
1/2 cup almond milk or however much you like. I like thick smoothies
1/2 cup plain greek yogurt
1 tbls peanut butter
2 tbls ground flax seeds
2-3 ice cubes

Put all of the ingredients into the blender. Turn it on. Wonder why your blender sucks. Stand there and pulse it. Turn it back to blend. Watch it do nothing. Stick your spoon in there to mash stuff around and end up hitting the blades and scaring the shit out of yourself at 7:30 in the morning. Add blender to your Christmas list of things you want from your parents. It's finally done. Pour the thick goodness into a glass. Enjoy.